Marie Antoinette

Aight, so der was dis wuman called lyk Marie Antoinette or sumting, and she is from lyk tiiiiiiiiiiime ago ygm, like b4 wes wus lyk born yeh. She wus lyk da fifteenth kid or sumting of her momma. Besicly her momma was poppin em out lyk dogs yeh, man its lyk dey aint even herd of lyk da pill or sumting, and so yeh she is from lyk dis place called Austria, fink dats lyk near skeggy yeh.

So yeh anywai, Mazza was lyk da princess of lyk dat tiny citae called France coz she married dis well UGLAY dude called lyk Louis da X to da V to da I or sumting weird lyk dat when she wus lyk 14. Lazza is obvs a crdle snatcher or sumting.

Bt yeah, da peeps of France lyked her at da start cause dey thought she wus bangtidy but dey soon dislyked her coz she was SCANDALIZED. Sum peeps thought shed had lyk dis affair or sumting wiv dis man coz she wnted a diamnd necklace n so every1 thought she wus all slaggy. Dey also din’t lyk her as she wernt lyk her momma an’ poppin’ dem kids out.  Mazza did ‘av some kidz in da end bt lyk i fink Lazza hd 2 b taught sum mves or sumting, either dat or Mazza hd sum affair n she dnt no hu da babi daddi wus so she tld Lazza it wus him or sumting. She wus also a reyt biatch 2 sum of her gladems as well lyk.

Den,  tings jst kept gettin worse 4 poor mazza, coz der wus dis lyk revolution or sumting n she wus kicked aht her crib called lyk Palace of Versailles n hd 2 hide in Paris. Her famalam got caught n dey were moved to sum other place. Dey tried 2 escape agen but dat obvs failed and mazza wus charged wiv all dis stuf lyk aiding da enemy coz she was lyk from Austria ahd shiz n making a war happen’ n sooooo she lost dat head of hers, 2 bad.

The End.